Guys, male subs...can we talk?

Usernames, online and on Fetlife - they make an impact.   Seriously.   No fooling.

For example....

Username:  GirlsPeeOnMeNow
Username:  LovesDaMuff
Username:  FootSlut6969
Username:  DildoMcDuff
Username:  Slut43Some
Username:  AnalWhore4StrapDomme
Username:  Jack_Off
Username:  PissAllOverMe
Username:  CuntLicker2000
Username:  MoneyForMistresses
Username:  AssSlut4Strap
Username:  Buttholesurfer
Username:  Mas2rb8r
Username:  FuckMyButtholeNow

 - and the list goes on. 

*the above usernames are slightly altered and capitalizationally corrected to protect WtK's poor brain-goo.   any resemblance to real usernames currently being used on Fetlife or other sites is a result of poor WtK being unable to take typing them into the search bar to verify that his alterations did not, in fact, just make them into other stupid names*

If you are trying to be clever and present yourself in the best light for a potential Mistress or Domina...maybe names you used in 8th grade should stay in 8th grade.